This article is about the Castle Story Plunder Pals. For the Wyrmprint, see Plunder Pals. |
Plunder Pals
- Related Event: Trick or Treasure!/October 2018
- Release Date: October 17, 2018
- Featured Characters: Karina, Maribelle, Notte, Estelle, Philia, Raemond, Ryozen, Sophie, Verica, Vice, Xainfried
Dialogue
Sophie: Here you are—a single marshmallow. Now be good friends and share it between the two of you, all right?
Maribelle: Whoa, ANOTHER one? Halloween is the beeeeest!
Notte: Who should we go to next? ...Oh!
Karina: Making a candy house in the garden, eh? How very refined, Euden.
Maribelle & Notte: Trick or treat!
Karina: It's dangerous to only give a pirate those two options. You two must be brave as the sea itself, by gar! So then! What sort of trick are you planning to pull on me if I don't make with the treat booty?
Maribelle: Weeell...we could maaaaybe...
Notte: Er, we didn't really plan that far ahead.
Karina: Pfft. What a waste! Halloween is the one time of year when you can prank people but good. You need to plan an epic trick!
Notte: Yeah, I guess you're right... All right, then! We're gonna trick fools like they've never been tricked before!
Maribelle: Er, but what kind of trick should we DO? I can't think of any good ones.
Karina: *sigh* You two are hopeless. But fine! I'll give you some pointers so you can enjoy both the 'trick' and 'treat' side of this.
Notte: We can have both? Yaaaaaay!
Karina: Right then! We're going to form a gang that does nothing but celebrate Halloween. And we'll be called...the Plunder Pals! From this point forth, you will refer to me as "Captain." Now weigh anchor, lassies!
Vice: ...Why on earth would they put an assassin in charge of making dinner?
Xainfried: This pie's done. How's the soup coming along?
Vice: Almost finished. I just need to add my secret ingredient to spice it up...
Karina: Gahar har har! Trick or treat, mateys! It be us—the Plunder Pals!
Xainfried: Are you implying that these adorable children are freebooters of some manner?
Karina: That's right! We're a band of merry pirates who appear but once a year on Halloween. ...And we'll start by plundering that pie. Yoink! *munch* *crunch* *slobber*
Vice: Hey! Don't steal our food!
Karina: *munch* *smack* Oh wow, that was good. Now you two! Grab a slice and chow down!
Maribelle: Er, is it really okay for us to do that? We haven't eaten our vegetables yet.
Karina: Who cares? This is our Halloween trick!
Notte: Weeeeell, in THAT case... *horf* *chomp* Oh man, pumpkin pie whaaaaat?!
Maribelle: *sluuuuurp* Mmm! This pumpkin soup is warming me all up!
Vice: Oh yeah? Heh. That's good to hea—HEY! STOP STEALING OUR FOOD! I'm serious, now! Stop stealing food or we won't have anything left for dinner.
Karina: Gahar har har! You won't get rid of us that easily! Now give us a treat, or the tricks will continue unabated!
Vice: Wait. You play a trick first, THEN demand treats? ...Is that really how this works?
Xainfried: Er, will this pie be enough? I originally made it for Fydon and Felyx, but humans can eat it as well.
Xainfried: It is an adult's duty to look the other way when it comes to children's pranks— particularly so on Halloween.
Vice: One of them is a hell of a big kid... But eh, fine. Give me a second to whip up some baked goodies here.
Maribelle & Notte: Wooooo!
Karina: See how it works, you two? You prank right out of the gate, then blackmail 'em to get the sweet, sweet booty.
Maribelle & Notte: Aye aye, cap'n!
Ryozen: Hmm. Perhaps we can both forget this game ever happened.
Karina: Trick or treeeat! The Plunder Pals have arrived!
Raemond: Well, look at these excitable young lasses. What can we do for you?
Karina: It's time for a Halloween trick, old man! Show 'em what ya got, Maribelle.
Maribelle: Aye-aye, captain! Um, so, I guess... I'll move THESE!
Maribelle: Yep! And if you don't give us treats, I'm gonna move 'em even MORE!
Ryozen: Heh. Well, we certainly can't have that. Here then—take these steamed buns.
Maribelle: Hey, what gives? We're tricking the heck out of you, but you sound all impressed.
Ryozen: Don't be an old fuddy-duddy, Raemond. Give the children a treat.
Raemond: Fuddy-duddy? How dare you, sir! ...Fine then. If I give you something, will you stop interfering with our game?
Karina: All right, time to make for our next target. Steady on, lassies!
Verica: ...Um, Notte? When you're bobbing in front of me like that, I can't see the crystal.
Philia: Ugh. Just move, already! The crystal ball is showing us how to get the prince to a wedding hall!
Notte: Trick or treeeat! ...Oh, and I'm not leaving till you give us treats, if you're confused about how this works.
Philia: Oh, are you SERIOUS?! Okay, fine— take these cookies and get out of my face already.
Verica: Er, I have some sugar plums. Will those do?
Notte: Hee hee! We win again!
Karina: You two are really getting the hang of this. So next we have—
Notte: Oh. Estelle. What's your problem?
Estelle: You know what it is! Just because it's Halloween does NOT mean you can run amok playing tricks and making a mockery of common decency. It's inexcusable! As a preacher, it is my duty to correct you with the Loving Hand!
Maribelle: Nooooo! I don't want a Loving Haaaand! What are we gonna do, Captain?!
Karina: Hold your ground, lassies! In times like these, you just have to... Whoa. Is that...Euden?! In a Halloween costume?! He's soooo handsome!
Estelle: Karina, there's no way I'm going to be distracted by such an obvious ploy. Give me SOME credit here. ...Still, what if she's serious and I miss it? Maybe I can just... *peek*
Karina: NOW! Plunder Pals, full speed ahead!
Estelle: H-hey! Get back here!
Maribelle: Mmm! These treats are delish... This is a haul fit for a queen!
Notte: Treats that you get after tricking people just taste better for some reason.
Maribelle: I think I could get used to this life. That's probably a bad thing, huh?
Karina: A little excess once in a while is fine. You live but a single time, after all.
Notte: This was super fun, Captain Karina. Thanks for helping us!
Karina: I should be thanking the two of you! I had a really good time. But alas, this is where the Plunder Pals must disband. However, I have one last thing I'd like to say to you... When times look rough, get greedy! That's how you live a life without regrets. Got it?
Maribelle & Notte: Aye aye, captain!
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