Hunters' Rhapsody

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Hunters' Rhapsody


One day, Luca and Sarisse were practicing their archery in the castle courtyard.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Raaagh!

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Haaah!

110031 01 r04.pngEleonora: Well done, both of you. Most impressive. Even back in my village, there weren't many with skills like yours.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Hee hee! Aw, shucks.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Well, our target IS standin' still.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Yeah, we usually aim at moving stuff.

110031 01 r04.pngEleonora: A fair point—nothing improves your skills faster than experience in the field. ...Heh. That brings back memories of a childhood spent hunting in the mountains.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: You can't beat a sylvan when it comes to hunting.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: That sounds like a challenge! We humans are also pretty skilled when it comes to hunting, you know.

110031 01 r04.pngEleonora: But you're a mercenary, Irfan. Not a hunter.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: I'm just like you, Eleonora. For reasons I won't get into here, I also spent my childhood on the hunt.

Unknown.png???: Luca? Sarisse? Where are you?

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Ah, there you two are. Oh, I see you have company. All the better, in point of fact. Might I ask all of you a favor?

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Sure thing! Whatcha need?

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Our stockpile of meat has run dry, so I was hoping I could ask you to—

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Go hunting? Consider it done!

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: I'll bring you the catch of the century!

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Now THIS sounds like a contest! What say we compete to see who can bring home the best catch?

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Oh, you're on, pal!

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Wait, no! This isn't what I—

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: I'm not gonna be beaten either. Let's do this thing!

110031 01 r04.pngEleonora: A hunting battle? That takes me back. You're all on!

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Not the pair of you, too! Tsk. I wish they would have at least let me finish...

Unknown.png???: Perhaps I can be of assistance.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Ah!

Some time later...

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Welcome back, everyone. I'm glad to see you are all unharmed and... Um... Er, where is Eleonora?

Together: ......

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: All right, what happened?

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: She was good, that one.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: She'll be missed for sure.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Guys, knock it off! Cleo's gonna think she keeled over or something.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Sarisse, maybe YOU can tell me what's going on here.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: See, Eleonora, she... Umm... Well, she went nuts.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: She heard rumors about a giant beast deep in the forest and went chargin' after it like a crazy person.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: I think it's best if we all forget about her and move on.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: I...see.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Yeah, it's all very sad or whatever. But now let's look at what I caught!

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: No, me! Look at mine first, Cleo!

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: You've both caught a fine deer.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Yeah, but mine's bigger, so I win.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: No way! Mine looks way firmer and tastier! Yours is all sick and, like, blaaaaaargh.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Pffft... Aaaah ha ha ha!

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: What are YOU laughing about?!

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: I just can't believe how proud you both seem of your pathetic catches. You really don't know the first thing about hunting, do you?

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Your catch better be REALLY first-rate to be flappin' your gums like that, pal!

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Oh, it is. Get a load of THIS!

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: That's just...a deer.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: That's because you don't know what you're looking for. This sleek coat will fetch a king's ransom on the open market! You can eat it OR you can sell it. This is what hunting is REALLY about! No surprise you wouldn't think that way, since you're clearly not into economics.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: We know all ABOUT ergonomics! Don't we, Luca?

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Oh, sure. That's what bats use to see where they're going.

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Pffft. I'll take my victory trophy now.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Well, I hate to spoil all of, but what I actually asked for is—

Unknown.png???: My apologies for the wait.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Oh, Hawk! How nice to see you.

110267 01 r05.pngHawk: I procured the meat you asked for. Please ensure it is of a high quality.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: Hey! You just went into town and BOUGHT this!

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Is that bow of yours for show, Hawk? I thought you were a hunter like us!

110267 01 r05.pngHawk: Are your ears for show? Did you not think to let Cleo finish making her request? Understanding what your client wants is the most basic part of a successful job.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: Hawk is correct. All I wanted you to do is buy meat in the village, but you went hunting instead.

Together: BUY IT?!

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: Well, that's just shameful. Can't believe I jumped to conclusions like that.

110267 01 r05.pngHawk: Still, you've gathered some fine meat and proved your skill as hunters.

100004 01 r04.pngCleo: I agree. Tonight is going to be quite the banquet indeed.

100006 01 r04.pngLuca: Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about. Tonight we feast!

110037 01 r03.pngIrfan: I guess we're all winners this time.

100029 01 base portrait.pngSarisse: First prize goes to everybody! Hmm. I feel like we're forgetting something here...

110031 01 r04.pngEleonora: These footprints are huge—they must belong to the master of the forest! ...Hmm. Come to think of it, what am I hunting him for, anyway? ...Well, who cares about the details when I'm having such a good time? Watch out, beast! Here I come!